greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(via bullied)

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.

President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

(via phobias)

neoliberalismkills:

Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying

(via profesor-reject)

  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep

wifined:

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk aboutimage

(via distraction)

unshaped:

fronkiee:

sometimes i get really bored

this is beautiful
unshaped:

fronkiee:

sometimes i get really bored

this is beautiful
unshaped:

fronkiee:

sometimes i get really bored

this is beautiful
unshaped:

fronkiee:

sometimes i get really bored

this is beautiful
unshaped:

fronkiee:

sometimes i get really bored

this is beautiful
unshaped:

fronkiee:

sometimes i get really bored

this is beautiful
unshaped:

fronkiee:

sometimes i get really bored

this is beautiful
unshaped:

fronkiee:

sometimes i get really bored

this is beautiful

unshaped:

fronkiee:

sometimes i get really bored

this is beautiful

(via thvnders)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via relahvant)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

image

(via asvprock)

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

(via encourage)

zayngatsby:

all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee

(via guy)