| Jesus: | Love thy neighbor as thyself. |
| People: | What if they’re gay? |
| Jesus: | Did I fucking stutter? |
if we are talk about hair ..
oh my gawd, Im crying!!!! X’DDDDDDD
Dear lord
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do you ever go to bed and you’re lying awake in the middle of the night and suddenly you start laughing because of something you saw on the internet today and then you’re sad because you realise you’re laughing alone in bed thinking about the internet
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A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.
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I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
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when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of
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Probably. And should.
Key words there.
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
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Do u ever post a selfie on mobile and then you see it on your computer and you’re just like no
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