bitch2007:

what happens when you park illegally

(via guy)

phobias:

stability:

fuckinq:

how do i stop liking assholes

maybe stick to vaginal & oral for a little 

i ship you two so hard

“Create a life that feels good on the inside, not one that just looks good on the outside.”

phobias:

the fact that some people think in different languages frustrates me

(via relahvant)

compliment:

i just went down and up the stairs how much fat have i lost

(via guy)

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via collapsed)

officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

image

(via crystallized-teardrops)

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

(via careless-king)

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via autumn-h-a-z-e)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via careless-king)

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